Early Origins of the McClusky family. The surname McClusky was first found in County Londonderry (Irish: Doire), a Northern Irish county also known as Derry, in the province of Ulster, where they were a branch of the O'Kanes. Son of A fifth generation Irish Phantom maker and sperm collector for horse breeding, Who’s legal name was Patrick McClusky, sailed across to America after the great horse semen drought of 1645, which is ironically 2 centuries almost to the day before the great potato famine. Knowing that the settlers in Jamestown would need a steady supply of horse semen for them to grow as a community, gave him the opportunity to provide him and his family a decent living. Settling in, Patrick, his wife lana, and their daughter Patricia Would find several years of peace.
It wasn’t until Patrick, through his work in the horse semen trade with the Indians, would fall in love with a beautiful young Indian girl known as “shared moccasin”. Although her heart was fond of Patrick, there was another man in the village who had his eyes on her, and became very jealous. Having a disturbed mental state, this young Native American who had eyes for shared Marcussen‘s, would constantly use the horse semen to masturbate thinking about her.
One day is Patrick and the young squaw we’re taking a canoe ride across the river, the young jealous Native American man attempted to kill Patrick with an arrow he had fledged himself, but missed and pierced The young squall in the vagina. The mixture of human and horse semen on the young Native Americans hands who made the arrow was just enough to impregnate her, and nine months later Richard McCluskey was born. This incident is known in history as ” The miracle on the Powhatan” being named after the Powhatan or “James” river.
Patrick claimed him as his son, although there was much controversy over him being half Native American, and fully supported his second family, with full support from his forgiving wife. At birth, it was said that the doctor exclaimed “there was definitely more horse than human semen on that arrow!”. It was said that Abe Lincoln could hold an axe strait out in each hand, which is impressive on its own, but Richard could single handedly control and gather semen from a horse at age 7, without a phantom, and was said to have broken a fellow classmates hand with a handshake. menu, we recommend 7 categories max.
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